Archive for the ‘Funny Stuff’ Category

This would almost be enough for me to get a TomTom if I didn’t already have one.

After a Facebook campaign to have Betty White host Saturday Night Live, she had this to say about Facebook during her monolog.  Being someone that just things Facebook is one of the dumbest things on the Internet right next to Twitter I just had to post this..

I was looking for the best take on the iPad from Apple. I believe this sums it up nicely.

Once I saw this on Digg I just had to post it. I miss see this guy on the Screensavers back before TechTV was rueined by G4. This is just so funny because I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so clueless to think that the Internet just comes free to you over a Linksys Access Points.

No I am not turning 44 today but I thought this was a fun little story to post.

44th Birthday

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
“Happy Birthday!”, and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn`t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that`s wives for you, the children will remember…The children came in to breakfast and didn`t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, “Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday”. And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it`s such a beautiful day outside, and it`s your birthday, let`s go to lunch, just you and me.”
I said, “That`s the greatest thing I`ve heard all day, let`s go!”
We went to lunch we didn`t go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it`s such a beautiful day, we don`t need to go back to the office, do we?”
I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, “Let`s go to my apartment.”
After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don`t mind, I think I`ll go into the bedroom. “Sure!” I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake —– followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there…on the couch…naked.

If only this phone were real I would buy one.

Still not sure what to do with your Christmas lights? Here is one idea.